Spell Check Is Essential

I don’t understand why guys just send me messages like “sup?” or “hey pretty” so I wrote in my profile not to write me unless you have something interesting to say. And I get this:

do you wnat an essay?

My response: “No but spell check would be nice.”

lol…

well placed!

PLACED?

Great! Because you’re not here.

Hey hows it going beautiful ? So hows ur summer treating without me in it lol

Step 4: Profit!

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How Romantic

My only thought is you’re a biatchhh

Definitely the best way to win over a girl. Oh god what a take me now!

Witty breaker to STAR a conversation

hey hows it goin?
lol i know what a witty breaker to star a conversation, i’m not that good at starting a conversation over a message tho.
i’d like to hear from you..
take it easy 🙂

Not being a creep but…

Hey Miss ! I think you are extremely gorgeous Miss ! Not being a creep but I extremely request you to make me your slave :$

Well That’s Convincing.

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Lowering Expectations

A guy sends me this a month ago:

Marry me

Then a week later he sends me this:

Wow marry me

After a month, I guess he forgot about me:

I think I wAnna get drunk with you

Lick me? Really?

Wanna smoke weed and lick you )

Dude, It’s Just An Acura