Dad jokes

Dad jokes

I’m an Astronaut

I'm an Astronaut

Starting to sound tempting at this piont

Ashtray

Beautiful Bitch

From Beautiful to Bitch

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Heard this TWICE in one week!

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A Personal SLAVE

A Personal SLAVE

Lacking In Vitamin U

Lacking In Vitamin U

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Dude waited like one day

One Day

No, but thanks for asking!

He probably couldn't handle it

Wanna Smash?

Wanna Smash?

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