Hey hows it going beautiful ? So hows ur summer treating without me in it lol
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My only thought is you’re a biatchhh
Definitely the best way to win over a girl. Oh god what a take me now!
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hey hows it goin? lol i know what a witty breaker to star a conversation, i’m not that good at starting a conversation over a message tho. i’d like to hear from you.. take it easy 🙂
Hey Miss ! I think you are extremely gorgeous Miss ! Not being a creep but I extremely request you to make me your slave :$
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A guy sends me this a month ago:
Marry me
Then a week later he sends me this:
Wow marry me
After a month, I guess he forgot about me:
I think I wAnna get drunk with you
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Wanna smoke weed and lick you )
First message including pics of guy who looks like a teenager playing his drums:
your too good too let go if your looking around look no further Your lips as moist as morning dew and your eyes i could fall into
your too good too let go if your looking around look no further
Your lips as moist as morning dew and your eyes i could fall into
Not interested, but six hours later he follows up with the full lyrics!
Your smile like a sunrise MY Heart is heavy im falling for you Your lips as moist as a morning dew and your eyes and arms i could fall into With this message i hope makes you smile it comes from my head not the one that makes the end of your date worthwhile 😉 So come back quick with a line like mine that can stick like arms that would wrap around you So sweetie Can you rhyme my way too?
Your smile like a sunrise MY Heart is heavy im falling for you Your lips as moist as a morning dew and your eyes and arms i could fall into
With this message i hope makes you smile it comes from my head not the one that makes the end of your date worthwhile 😉
So come back quick with a line like mine that can stick like arms that would wrap around you So sweetie Can you rhyme my way too?
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