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Dad jokes

Dad jokes

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I’m an Astronaut

I'm an Astronaut

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Starting to sound tempting at this piont

Ashtray

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Beautiful Bitch

From Beautiful to Bitch

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Heard this TWICE in one week!

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A Personal SLAVE

A Personal SLAVE

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Lacking In Vitamin U

Lacking In Vitamin U

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Dude waited like one day

One Day

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No, but thanks for asking!

He probably couldn't handle it

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Wanna Smash?

Wanna Smash?

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