What If I Have A Peanut Alergy?

No thank you random drug dealer

No thank you random drug dealer

Pineapples Are Scratchy

We should make love beneath a pineapple tree.

Still too soon

Too soon

No. In Fact, please don’t!

can i cum for u

Is it too much to ask for all three?

Is it too much to ask for all three?

Because College Students Have So Much Money

So you’re going to college? That’s perfect cause I’m looking for a woman to be my sugar momma all day while i go to the gym and lay around all day… what you think?

Still wasn’t original. Just an asshole SMH

Creativity is a must

Interesting Offer

First message from random guy online:

mmmm wana fuck me with a strap on??

Well played

Well played