Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

Well That Escalated Quickly

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So You Spend A Lot Of Time ON An Airport?

Hi, I’m Jacob, I spend a lot of time on an airport, and have been in a couple different planes but have never used a plane to actually go anywhere. I’m not entirely sure why that’s relevant… But it’s the case, hehe, how do you do?

Relentles Creepiness

Thanks I Grew Them Myself!

Nice tits I like em

Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

At Least He Knew It Was Lame

is it hot out or is that just you… lame joke BUT sets me up to suggest u skip work and we’ll have patio drinks ;P

Fastest Online Relationship Ever

I LOVE Wastes of Time!

Well if you’re bored I’m an excellent waste of time ๐Ÿ™‚