Cheezy Lines

Pizza is the New Pick-up Line

Hey! Do you like pizza? Cuz I’d love to have sex with you ๐Ÿ˜›

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Honestly, has it ever worked?

Honestly, has it ever worked?

Giraffe Sex?

Honestly not that surprised anymore

I want to make bad decisions with you

I want to make bad decisions with you

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DTF u?

DTF u?

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Think she got messaged by a 3 year old

You poo-poo head!

Disguises

Trucks

Turtle poop DOES make for an original pickup line

Turtle Poop

John Hamm

John Hamm

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The economy feels a little soft right now

The economy feels a little soft right now