Cheezy Lines

You Remind Me Of My Big Toe

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

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Relentles Creepiness

Thanks I Grew Them Myself!

Nice tits I like em

Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

I LOVE Wastes of Time!

Well if you’re bored I’m an excellent waste of time ๐Ÿ™‚

i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

Inappropriate Message Fail

What A Charming Gentleman

damn girl, you must cause cocks to go hard where ever you go!!!