Cheezy Lines

In UR Mouth

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Do You Spell?

do u text

My response because I was feeling bitchy: Do YOU spell?

yes i do

Then he sends me his number because he didn’t understand I insulted him.

And then two weeks later he’s forgotten me and sends me another message!

hey how are you do in

You Remind Me Of My Big Toe

Nothing Sexier Than an Ostrich, Am I Right?

Source: http://dating.failblog.org/2012/06/19/dating-fails-nothing-sexier-than-an-ostrich-am-i-right/

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

Still wasn’t original. Just an asshole SMH

Creativity is a must

Relentles Creepiness

Thanks I Grew Them Myself!

Nice tits I like em

Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

At Least He Knew It Was Lame

is it hot out or is that just you… lame joke BUT sets me up to suggest u skip work and we’ll have patio drinks ;P