Cheezy Lines

A love story for the ages

Shakespearean

Cheezy And Barely Readable!

hi i am boston how are you hope you had a good sleep i wanted to stop and compliment you not much to read but i guess
that give me opportunity to carry on a great conversation getting to know u messaging. I really find u attractive i bet you give
good hugs ahahah, well check out my profile and let me know what you think k and i don’t understand your single hahahah
thats cool i would love to be just your friend a friend you could talk to about anything a shoulder to cry on i dont wanna
sound like a creep but i cant believe how amazing your body is. cant believe ahahhahaah i have a lil crush on your pics
hahaha, I am curious to what you so for a living i know your busy but hopefully you’ll say hi it would literally make my day
well you know since your looking just for friends i am a great person let me tell you that 23 iis my favourite number hahahah
and to tell you the truth i would bring you 11 roses and tell you you complete the dozen cause thats what friends do right
jahahahhahahaha

It’s Simple Math Really

 It's Simple Math Really

Hard to Cheat When You’ve Never Had Sex

Source: http://dating.failblog.org/2011/08/21/dating-fails-hard-to-cheat-when-youve-never-had-sex/

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

Not That

lol, so what would it take for you to respond to a message??

I Truly Hope That Pick-Up Line Worked

Source: http://dating.failblog.org/2012/06/21/dating-fails-i-truly-hope-that-pick-up-line-worked/

100 MILLION-BILLION Messages A Day!

hola sexy…wow..u look soooooooooooooooo hot and cute.. wish i could run to you and kiss you right now…. oooooookkkkk miss beauty queen.. i am sure you are hearing this all day every day like 100000000000000000 times.. and i am also sure that must be getting at least 1000000000000000000000000 msgs from 100000000000000000 guys every day asking you out.. if you stand next to a blind man; still he would explain how hot you are….i also know that i am not the most cutest man ever on earth… i was just wondering if i am lucky enough to hug you and kiss you….? if i am lucky enough to meet you, hold your hands.. and have a coffee….?

Hello, I want to have sex with you

Hello,I want to have sex with you, I want to be your friend with benefits, I am 28 and sindle and white and I know how to please a women and I am very good it. I am very serious and I hope you will email me.

Morbidly obese man sent me this on plenty of fish i thought he was joking until he said he was very serious! And a few days later, he sends me another come on line where he talks about NOT coming on to me!

not to come on to you but I was wondering if you would like to come over tomorrow night to my condo and we can go swimming and use the hot tub and get to know each other and laugh and flirt and just be happy

email me back

Calling Me Babe 3 Times Isn’t Hot

hey babe just wanted 2 let u know u are really beautiful just wanted 2 know if u like 2 talk sometime get 2 know eachother and see where it goes if u do babe msg back if not it is cool babe and happy fishing….