Cheezy Lines

Stupid peoples need thought – No kidding!

Stupid peoples need thought but u doesnt seems to be
So there is no need of thought
My mind thought u might be the rite one
Thought is there

Ewww Fourteen and Creepy!

Stand Still

you better  stand still im going to pick you up now.

Why So Many Commas?

hey,,,,,wats up……how u doing today….n yea,,,will surprise u for sure…..so link up babes

In this day and age I assume that everyone who says they’ll surprise me is talking about rape. Do you think I’m jaded?

In UR Mouth

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Do You Spell?

do u text

My response because I was feeling bitchy: Do YOU spell?

yes i do

Then he sends me his number because he didn’t understand I insulted him.

And then two weeks later he’s forgotten me and sends me another message!

hey how are you do in

You Remind Me Of My Big Toe

Nothing Sexier Than an Ostrich, Am I Right?

Source: http://dating.failblog.org/2012/06/19/dating-fails-nothing-sexier-than-an-ostrich-am-i-right/

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

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