Cheezy Lines

Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange


Relentles Creepiness

Thanks I Grew Them Myself!

Nice tits I like em

Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

At Least He Knew It Was Lame

is it hot out or is that just you… lame joke BUT sets me up to suggest u skip work and we’ll have patio drinks ;P

I LOVE Wastes of Time!

Well if you’re bored I’m an excellent waste of time 🙂

i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

Inappropriate Message Fail

What A Charming Gentleman

damn girl, you must cause cocks to go hard where ever you go!!!

Preheat to 400 Degrees F

Preheat to 400 Degrees F