Cheezy Lines

Maybe just put me on the do not call list

Maybe just put me on the do not call list

No Thanks?

should come and suck me off;0

Do people even still BBM?

Do people even still BBM?

I Guess He’s Played Dimey-Penny Before?

Guy:

Dime

Me: Panny?

Guy:

Haha diss.. Thanks.

I’m still not sure what that was all about?

Well now that you mention it….

I’m not even sure what this mean, but some guy PM’d me this.

I’ve thought you’d be happy fucking my ass.

Does he mean he wants me to fuck him with a strap-on? WTH?

Two for two!

Two for two!

Wizards Are Hella Sexy

The weirdest thing just happened… I just saw this cat in the street that looks exactly like you msg me back quickly so I know a wizard hasn’t turned you into a cat LOL

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Too bad you’ll never find out

If they had a tight pussy award I think you would win

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Sick Burn

Sick Burn

I ruined his joke

Pizza