Douchbaggery

Turtle poop DOES make for an original pickup line

Turtle Poop

How do people still use “u” in this day and age?

Straight to the point

Straight to the point

I guess he didn’t like my profile

I guess he didn't like my profile

The economy feels a little soft right now

The economy feels a little soft right now

King Arthur Has Some Baggage

King Arthur Has Some Baggage

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Rode my bio

Like a cowboy baby!

My god take a hint!

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It’s funny because it’s true

Real talk

See-through Personality

See-through Personality

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