Douchbaggery

Dad jokes

Dad jokes

I’m an Astronaut

I'm an Astronaut

Beautiful Bitch

From Beautiful to Bitch

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Dude waited like one day

One Day

No, but thanks for asking!

He probably couldn't handle it

Wanna Smash?

Wanna Smash?

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BDSM anyone?

Anyone?  Anyone at all?

Are You Freaky?

Are You Freaky?

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I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I Truly Hope That Pick-Up Line Worked

Source: http://dating.failblog.org/2012/06/21/dating-fails-i-truly-hope-that-pick-up-line-worked/