What NOT to Say to Girls.com


Because sometimes guys say some weird-ass shit

Douchbaggery

Step 4: Profit!

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How Romantic

My only thought is you’re a biatchhh

Definitely the best way to win over a girl. Oh god what a take me now!

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Well That’s Convincing.

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Lowering Expectations

A guy sends me this a month ago:

Marry me

Then a week later he sends me this:

Wow marry me

After a month, I guess he forgot about me:

I think I wAnna get drunk with you

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Dude, It’s Just An Acura

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Mad Rhymes Bro

First message including pics of guy who looks like a teenager playing his drums:

your too good too let go
if your looking around look no further

Your lips as moist as morning dew
and your eyes i could fall into

Not interested, but six hours later he follows up with the full lyrics!

Your smile like a sunrise
MY Heart is heavy im falling for you
Your lips as moist as a morning dew
and your eyes and arms i could fall into

With this message i hope makes you smile
it comes from my head
not the one that makes the end of your date worthwhile 😉

So come back quick
with a line like mine that can stick
like arms that would wrap around you
So sweetie Can you rhyme my way too?

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Ewww Fourteen and Creepy!

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Domestic Karate

Wouldn’t domestic violence be amazing if everyone knew karate?

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You’re Not A Badass – You’re A Psycho And A Criminal

im curiouse about quit alot about u =) ? what do u define as a badass ? im far from a law abiding citizen but im toatly done with jail , example , my phone was jus confisicated by the pigs for the suspecion of trafficking , wich , im already on bail for lmao =) i dont think any1 (except) ppl who try to bite there elbows or “normal ppl” ( marhta stewart types mormems ect ) R TRULY WIERD, in fact they creep me the fuck out , jus like cops =) fer the record , wich matters little , i hated all the twilight movies, EVERY1 =s lovd , interview with a vampire,underworld , i like classics vintage and defiently all kinds of mischief , last week i broke into a warehose with friends fer a party and we taotly had to book it ,iv have no problem jumping roof tops er breaking windows ,in fact i love the rush from both, i hate athourity and it shows lol =) i dont care if u call yerself a witch crazy badass what have u =D im jus looking to meet som more real “FUNCTIONALING” CRAZY GOOD PPL =D lmfao , not an easy task these days , any ways get yer drink on like the rest of us today =D im getting ready fer a nite out on the town in the rain =D hope u enjoy yer eveing

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How Is That Beautiful?

I once watched Gwar kill a maggot once…. It was beautiful.

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