Douchbaggery

Dude take a hint!

Dude take a hint!

I Didn’t Think People Still Actually Sent This

Cliches

Honestly, do people respond to these?

A lot of detail

Yes: candy and ice cream!

Like sausage?

Better than 50 Shades of Grey

50 Shades

Random message guy got a reply. It was shitty

Shit

I’ll Pay!

I'll Pay!

Random message with no prior contact from this dude

Outta nowhere

What A Charmer

Give Me Head

No intro, no previous message, not even a hello! Just straight to asking for head.

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The pic really makes this the perfect stereotype

The pic really makes this the perfect stereotype