Douchbaggery

No, but thanks for asking!

He probably couldn't handle it

Wanna Smash?

Wanna Smash?

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BDSM anyone?

Anyone?  Anyone at all?

Are You Freaky?

Are You Freaky?

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I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I Truly Hope That Pick-Up Line Worked

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Calling Me Babe 3 Times Isn’t Hot

hey babe just wanted 2 let u know u are really beautiful just wanted 2 know if u like 2 talk sometime get 2 know eachother and see where it goes if u do babe msg back if not it is cool babe and happy fishing….

Step 4: Profit!

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How Romantic

My only thought is you’re a biatchhh

Definitely the best way to win over a girl. Oh god what a take me now!

Well That’s Convincing.

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