Douchbaggery

Honestly, has it ever worked?

Honestly, has it ever worked?

Giraffe Sex?

Honestly not that surprised anymore

I want to make bad decisions with you

I want to make bad decisions with you

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Turtle poop DOES make for an original pickup line

Turtle Poop

How do people still use “u” in this day and age?

Straight to the point

Straight to the point

I guess he didn’t like my profile

I guess he didn't like my profile

The economy feels a little soft right now

The economy feels a little soft right now

King Arthur Has Some Baggage

King Arthur Has Some Baggage

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Rode my bio

Like a cowboy baby!