Douchbaggery

Dude, It’s Just An Acura

Mad Rhymes Bro

First message including pics of guy who looks like a teenager playing his drums:

your too good too let go
if your looking around look no further

Your lips as moist as morning dew
and your eyes i could fall into

Not interested, but six hours later he follows up with the full lyrics!

Your smile like a sunrise
MY Heart is heavy im falling for you
Your lips as moist as a morning dew
and your eyes and arms i could fall into

With this message i hope makes you smile
it comes from my head
not the one that makes the end of your date worthwhile ๐Ÿ˜‰

So come back quick
with a line like mine that can stick
like arms that would wrap around you
So sweetie Can you rhyme my way too?

Ewww Fourteen and Creepy!

Domestic Karate

Wouldn’t domestic violence be amazing if everyone knew karate?

Wow That’s Creepy

lol read your profile very good i have to say . but all i want is some good hard core sex you tied up in bed to start with leg wide open with me licking your sweet pussy and you sucking my hard cock lets start there for now

From a 55 year old man

In UR Mouth

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

What Did I Just Read?

You councel to suck the cock that pisses on meeeeee!!

You say you merely counsel reaaaaason as your father would.

After what he fucking did to meeee:!?!!

One day I shall rip it out of his fucking graaasp

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

Well That Escalated Quickly

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