Douchbaggery

What Did I Just Read?

You councel to suck the cock that pisses on meeeeee!!

You say you merely counsel reaaaaason as your father would.

After what he fucking did to meeee:!?!!

One day I shall rip it out of his fucking graaasp

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

Well That Escalated Quickly

Relentles Creepiness

Thanks I Grew Them Myself!

Nice tits I like em

Fastest Online Relationship Ever

i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

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What A Charming Gentleman

damn girl, you must cause cocks to go hard where ever you go!!!

I love “u”

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