Grammatical Nonsense

A love story for the ages

Shakespearean

Cheezy And Barely Readable!

hi i am boston how are you hope you had a good sleep i wanted to stop and compliment you not much to read but i guess
that give me opportunity to carry on a great conversation getting to know u messaging. I really find u attractive i bet you give
good hugs ahahah, well check out my profile and let me know what you think k and i don’t understand your single hahahah
thats cool i would love to be just your friend a friend you could talk to about anything a shoulder to cry on i dont wanna
sound like a creep but i cant believe how amazing your body is. cant believe ahahhahaah i have a lil crush on your pics
hahaha, I am curious to what you so for a living i know your busy but hopefully you’ll say hi it would literally make my day
well you know since your looking just for friends i am a great person let me tell you that 23 iis my favourite number hahahah
and to tell you the truth i would bring you 11 roses and tell you you complete the dozen cause thats what friends do right
jahahahhahahaha

100 MILLION-BILLION Messages A Day!

hola sexy…wow..u look soooooooooooooooo hot and cute.. wish i could run to you and kiss you right now…. oooooookkkkk miss beauty queen.. i am sure you are hearing this all day every day like 100000000000000000 times.. and i am also sure that must be getting at least 1000000000000000000000000 msgs from 100000000000000000 guys every day asking you out.. if you stand next to a blind man; still he would explain how hot you are….i also know that i am not the most cutest man ever on earth… i was just wondering if i am lucky enough to hug you and kiss you….? if i am lucky enough to meet you, hold your hands.. and have a coffee….?

Calling Me Babe 3 Times Isn’t Hot

hey babe just wanted 2 let u know u are really beautiful just wanted 2 know if u like 2 talk sometime get 2 know eachother and see where it goes if u do babe msg back if not it is cool babe and happy fishing….

Your Gorgeous

Your Gorgeous, lets fuck

I want your lips on my lips and my tongue between your lips(lalalalalalala)

*you’re

Also, gross.

Not A Good Pick-up Line

So your beautiful like good music and weed so your chilling, whats the catch you hang
the skins of your victims in the closet do you?

Spell Check Is Essential

I don’t understand why guys just send me messages like “sup?” or “hey pretty” so I wrote in my profile not to write me unless you have something interesting to say. And I get this:

do you wnat an essay?

My response: “No but spell check would be nice.”

lol…

well placed!

PLACED?

Great! Because you’re not here.

Hey hows it going beautiful ? So hows ur summer treating without me in it lol

Witty breaker to STAR a conversation

hey hows it goin?
lol i know what a witty breaker to star a conversation, i’m not that good at starting a conversation over a message tho.
i’d like to hear from you..
take it easy 🙂

Stupid peoples need thought – No kidding!

Stupid peoples need thought but u doesnt seems to be
So there is no need of thought
My mind thought u might be the rite one
Thought is there