Grammatical Nonsense

Well now that you mention it….

I’m not even sure what this mean, but some guy PM’d me this.

I’ve thought you’d be happy fucking my ass.

Does he mean he wants me to fuck him with a strap-on? WTH?

I Guess He’s Played Dimey-Penny Before?

Guy:

Dime

Me: Panny?

Guy:

Haha diss.. Thanks.

I’m still not sure what that was all about?

Who Just Sends Random Messages Like This?

cute i want ur ass bby girl

usm sexyfun sounds like a boat name to me

hi tehre sexygal how u doing?!? wanan chat and explore usm sexyfun!??:)

i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

Ever Hear of Punctuation?

hey sexy girl how r u i dont know wat to say mybe if i told u so beauteful u r or sweet or somthing nice u will not be intrested but serios i wanna talk to u and get to know each othere more pls if u want that ? icon smile Ever Hear of Punctuation?

What Did I Just Read?

You councel to suck the cock that pisses on meeeeee!!

You say you merely counsel reaaaaason as your father would.

After what he fucking did to meeee:!?!!

One day I shall rip it out of his fucking graaasp

Do You Spell?

do u text

My response because I was feeling bitchy: Do YOU spell?

yes i do

Then he sends me his number because he didn’t understand I insulted him.

And then two weeks later he’s forgotten me and sends me another message!

hey how are you do in

Why So Many Commas?

hey,,,,,wats up……how u doing today….n yea,,,will surprise u for sure…..so link up babes

In this day and age I assume that everyone who says they’ll surprise me is talking about rape. Do you think I’m jaded?

Spell Check… Most Browsers Have It

Ur rite if i guy want u got to blow ur mind way. My name Adam and i like what ur sayin it sounds like ur a girl who know what she want in life. I would like to know more about u? What do u do for fun

Does no one know how to spell check their messages? Or are men just THAT lazy now?