What NOT to Say to Girls.com


Because sometimes guys say some weird-ass shit

Grammatical Nonsense

Spell Check Is Essential

I don’t understand why guys just send me messages like “sup?” or “hey pretty” so I wrote in my profile not to write me unless you have something interesting to say. And I get this:

do you wnat an essay?

My response: “No but spell check would be nice.”

lol…

well placed!

PLACED?

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Great! Because you’re not here.

Hey hows it going beautiful ? So hows ur summer treating without me in it lol

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Witty breaker to STAR a conversation

hey hows it goin?
lol i know what a witty breaker to star a conversation, i’m not that good at starting a conversation over a message tho.
i’d like to hear from you..
take it easy 🙂

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Stupid peoples need thought – No kidding!

Stupid peoples need thought but u doesnt seems to be
So there is no need of thought
My mind thought u might be the rite one
Thought is there

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You’re Not A Badass – You’re A Psycho And A Criminal

im curiouse about quit alot about u =) ? what do u define as a badass ? im far from a law abiding citizen but im toatly done with jail , example , my phone was jus confisicated by the pigs for the suspecion of trafficking , wich , im already on bail for lmao =) i dont think any1 (except) ppl who try to bite there elbows or “normal ppl” ( marhta stewart types mormems ect ) R TRULY WIERD, in fact they creep me the fuck out , jus like cops =) fer the record , wich matters little , i hated all the twilight movies, EVERY1 =s lovd , interview with a vampire,underworld , i like classics vintage and defiently all kinds of mischief , last week i broke into a warehose with friends fer a party and we taotly had to book it ,iv have no problem jumping roof tops er breaking windows ,in fact i love the rush from both, i hate athourity and it shows lol =) i dont care if u call yerself a witch crazy badass what have u =D im jus looking to meet som more real “FUNCTIONALING” CRAZY GOOD PPL =D lmfao , not an easy task these days , any ways get yer drink on like the rest of us today =D im getting ready fer a nite out on the town in the rain =D hope u enjoy yer eveing

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Spell Check… Most Browsers Have It

Ur rite if i guy want u got to blow ur mind way. My name Adam and i like what ur sayin it sounds like ur a girl who know what she want in life. I would like to know more about u? What do u do for fun

Does no one know how to spell check their messages? Or are men just THAT lazy now?

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Why So Many Commas?

hey,,,,,wats up……how u doing today….n yea,,,will surprise u for sure…..so link up babes

In this day and age I assume that everyone who says they’ll surprise me is talking about rape. Do you think I’m jaded?

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Do You Spell?

do u text

My response because I was feeling bitchy: Do YOU spell?

yes i do

Then he sends me his number because he didn’t understand I insulted him.

And then two weeks later he’s forgotten me and sends me another message!

hey how are you do in

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What Did I Just Read?

You councel to suck the cock that pisses on meeeeee!!

You say you merely counsel reaaaaason as your father would.

After what he fucking did to meeee:!?!!

One day I shall rip it out of his fucking graaasp

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Ever Hear of Punctuation?

hey sexy girl how r u i dont know wat to say mybe if i told u so beauteful u r or sweet or somthing nice u will not be intrested but serios i wanna talk to u and get to know each othere more pls if u want that ? 🙂

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