What NOT to Say to Girls.com


Because sometimes guys say some weird-ass shit

Grammatical Nonsense

If you’re gonna be cocky

pof submission 3 If youre gonna be cocky

At least be grammatically correct!

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Ur a dime piece

Ur a dime piece no lie…Ur body is like the girl in the Bieber video “Confident” so sexy…! U look absolutely delish…:) My names Maleek…I wanna show u off 2 my boys lol…

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If you were a colour

If you were a colour, how many numbers would you have?

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I would ruin you

Puppy’s, Farm animals,pics in tractor wheels very cute!!!! Wow I would ruin you icon wink I would ruin you

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Well now that you mention it….

I’m not even sure what this mean, but some guy PM’d me this.

I’ve thought you’d be happy fucking my ass.

Does he mean he wants me to fuck him with a strap-on? WTH?

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I Guess He’s Played Dimey-Penny Before?

Guy:

Dime

Me: Panny?

Guy:

Haha diss.. Thanks.

I’m still not sure what that was all about?

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Who Just Sends Random Messages Like This?

cute i want ur ass bby girl

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usm sexyfun sounds like a boat name to me

hi tehre sexygal how u doing?!? wanan chat and explore usm sexyfun!??:)

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i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

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Ever Hear of Punctuation?

hey sexy girl how r u i dont know wat to say mybe if i told u so beauteful u r or sweet or somthing nice u will not be intrested but serios i wanna talk to u and get to know each othere more pls if u want that ? icon smile Ever Hear of Punctuation?

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