Grammatical Nonsense

You’re Not A Badass – You’re A Psycho And A Criminal

im curiouse about quit alot about u =) ? what do u define as a badass ? im far from a law abiding citizen but im toatly done with jail , example , my phone was jus confisicated by the pigs for the suspecion of trafficking , wich , im already on bail for lmao =) i dont think any1 (except) ppl who try to bite there elbows or “normal ppl” ( marhta stewart types mormems ect ) R TRULY WIERD, in fact they creep me the fuck out , jus like cops =) fer the record , wich matters little , i hated all the twilight movies, EVERY1 =s lovd , interview with a vampire,underworld , i like classics vintage and defiently all kinds of mischief , last week i broke into a warehose with friends fer a party and we taotly had to book it ,iv have no problem jumping roof tops er breaking windows ,in fact i love the rush from both, i hate athourity and it shows lol =) i dont care if u call yerself a witch crazy badass what have u =D im jus looking to meet som more real “FUNCTIONALING” CRAZY GOOD PPL =D lmfao , not an easy task these days , any ways get yer drink on like the rest of us today =D im getting ready fer a nite out on the town in the rain =D hope u enjoy yer eveing

Spell Check… Most Browsers Have It

Ur rite if i guy want u got to blow ur mind way. My name Adam and i like what ur sayin it sounds like ur a girl who know what she want in life. I would like to know more about u? What do u do for fun

Does no one know how to spell check their messages? Or are men just THAT lazy now?

Why So Many Commas?

hey,,,,,wats up……how u doing today….n yea,,,will surprise u for sure…..so link up babes

In this day and age I assume that everyone who says they’ll surprise me is talking about rape. Do you think I’m jaded?

Do You Spell?

do u text

My response because I was feeling bitchy: Do YOU spell?

yes i do

Then he sends me his number because he didn’t understand I insulted him.

And then two weeks later he’s forgotten me and sends me another message!

hey how are you do in

What Did I Just Read?

You councel to suck the cock that pisses on meeeeee!!

You say you merely counsel reaaaaason as your father would.

After what he fucking did to meeee:!?!!

One day I shall rip it out of his fucking graaasp

Ever Hear of Punctuation?

hey sexy girl how r u i dont know wat to say mybe if i told u so beauteful u r or sweet or somthing nice u will not be intrested but serios i wanna talk to u and get to know each othere more pls if u want that ? 🙂

i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

usm sexyfun sounds like a boat name to me

hi tehre sexygal how u doing?!? wanan chat and explore usm sexyfun!??:)

Who Just Sends Random Messages Like This?

cute i want ur ass bby girl

Smoke Cox?

Cox