Just Plain Creepy

Honestly, has it ever worked?

Honestly, has it ever worked?

Giraffe Sex?

Honestly not that surprised anymore

I want to make bad decisions with you

I want to make bad decisions with you

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DTF u?

DTF u?

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Stupid Autocorrect

Stupid Autocorrect

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Tesla the Player

Tesla the Player

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Straight to the point

Straight to the point

“I’m clean” Is not exactly winning me over

I'm clean

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King Arthur Has Some Baggage

King Arthur Has Some Baggage

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We Should Get Married?

I just checked out your profile and I think we should get married over the weekend. I know this guy who is a justice of the peace and he can get this done for us. We may have to meet him at his weekend job but you don’t mind getting married in a run-down bowling alley, do you?

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