Just Plain Creepy

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

Well That Escalated Quickly

Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

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Relentles Creepiness

Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

Fastest Online Relationship Ever

Inappropriate Message Fail

Lick Your Boots Clean?

you are a goddess!! can I buy you high heel boots? and lick your boots clean?

I will pay to lick ur feet

Preheat to 400 Degrees F

Preheat to 400 Degrees F