Just Plain Creepy

Something About Disney Prince Pick-Up Lines is Profoundly Strange

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Nothin gets me hot more than people talking about my skin!

Nothin gets me hot more than people talking about my skin!

Hello, I want to have sex with you

Hello,I want to have sex with you, I want to be your friend with benefits, I am 28 and sindle and white and I know how to please a women and I am very good it. I am very serious and I hope you will email me.

Morbidly obese man sent me this on plenty of fish i thought he was joking until he said he was very serious! And a few days later, he sends me another come on line where he talks about NOT coming on to me!

not to come on to you but I was wondering if you would like to come over tomorrow night to my condo and we can go swimming and use the hot tub and get to know each other and laugh and flirt and just be happy

email me back

Step 4: Profit!

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Not being a creep but…

Hey Miss ! I think you are extremely gorgeous Miss ! Not being a creep but I extremely request you to make me your slave :$

Lick me? Really?

Wanna smoke weed and lick you )

Ewww Fourteen and Creepy!

Domestic Karate

Wouldn’t domestic violence be amazing if everyone knew karate?

You’re Not A Badass – You’re A Psycho And A Criminal

im curiouse about quit alot about u =) ? what do u define as a badass ? im far from a law abiding citizen but im toatly done with jail , example , my phone was jus confisicated by the pigs for the suspecion of trafficking , wich , im already on bail for lmao =) i dont think any1 (except) ppl who try to bite there elbows or “normal ppl” ( marhta stewart types mormems ect ) R TRULY WIERD, in fact they creep me the fuck out , jus like cops =) fer the record , wich matters little , i hated all the twilight movies, EVERY1 =s lovd , interview with a vampire,underworld , i like classics vintage and defiently all kinds of mischief , last week i broke into a warehose with friends fer a party and we taotly had to book it ,iv have no problem jumping roof tops er breaking windows ,in fact i love the rush from both, i hate athourity and it shows lol =) i dont care if u call yerself a witch crazy badass what have u =D im jus looking to meet som more real “FUNCTIONALING” CRAZY GOOD PPL =D lmfao , not an easy task these days , any ways get yer drink on like the rest of us today =D im getting ready fer a nite out on the town in the rain =D hope u enjoy yer eveing

I’m Not A Psycho….Honest!

I feel bad, but this is not the way to start a conversation!

Hey, I’m a little different then a lot of people, I only wish for a chance to prove that I’m not psycho because most think I am because of my mental illnesses, just looking for more friends I lived here 15 years of my life n most of my friends left.

P.s… I’ve been controlling them since I was an infant with no medication, only mental will to control myself.