What NOT to Say to Girls.com


Because some men can be creepy as hell

Online Antics

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Douchbaggery, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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Well That Escalated Quickly

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Posted by Admin | tagged in Douchbaggery, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics
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So You Spend A Lot Of Time ON An Airport?

Hi, I’m Jacob, I spend a lot of time on an airport, and have been in a couple different planes but have never used a plane to actually go anywhere. I’m not entirely sure why that’s relevant… But it’s the case, hehe, how do you do?

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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Thanks I Grew Them Myself!

Nice tits I like em

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Douchbaggery, Online Antics
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Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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At Least He Knew It Was Lame

is it hot out or is that just you… lame joke BUT sets me up to suggest u skip work and we’ll have patio drinks ;P

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Online Antics
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Fastest Online Relationship Ever

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Posted by Admin | tagged in Douchbaggery, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics
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I LOVE Wastes of Time!

Well if you’re bored I’m an excellent waste of time 🙂

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Online Antics
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i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Douchbaggery, Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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Inappropriate Message Fail

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Posted by Admin | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Douchbaggery, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics
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