Online Antics

Girls are sensitive

Whenever I talk to my girlfriend, she twistes what I say into something I didn’t say. Then she slaps me or starts crying or screams or runs. I think I should dump her

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I Didn’t Think People Still Actually Sent This

Cliches

Yes: candy and ice cream!

Like sausage?

Random message guy got a reply. It was shitty

Shit

Random message with no prior contact from this dude

Outta nowhere

What A Charmer

Give Me Head

No intro, no previous message, not even a hello! Just straight to asking for head.

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A little too much honestly

Lets dial it back a little

Didn’t even use proper grammar

Turdsack

I would ruin you

Puppy’s, Farm animals,pics in tractor wheels very cute!!!! Wow I would ruin you 😉

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Disgusting!

Disgusting!