What NOT to Say to Girls.com


Because sometimes guys say some weird-ass shit

Online Antics

Mad Rhymes Bro

First message including pics of guy who looks like a teenager playing his drums:

your too good too let go
if your looking around look no further

Your lips as moist as morning dew
and your eyes i could fall into

Not interested, but six hours later he follows up with the full lyrics!

Your smile like a sunrise
MY Heart is heavy im falling for you
Your lips as moist as a morning dew
and your eyes and arms i could fall into

With this message i hope makes you smile
it comes from my head
not the one that makes the end of your date worthwhile 😉

So come back quick
with a line like mine that can stick
like arms that would wrap around you
So sweetie Can you rhyme my way too?

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Ewww Fourteen and Creepy!

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Stupid peoples need thought – No kidding!

Stupid peoples need thought but u doesnt seems to be
So there is no need of thought
My mind thought u might be the rite one
Thought is there

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Domestic Karate

Wouldn’t domestic violence be amazing if everyone knew karate?

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You’re Not A Badass – You’re A Psycho And A Criminal

im curiouse about quit alot about u =) ? what do u define as a badass ? im far from a law abiding citizen but im toatly done with jail , example , my phone was jus confisicated by the pigs for the suspecion of trafficking , wich , im already on bail for lmao =) i dont think any1 (except) ppl who try to bite there elbows or “normal ppl” ( marhta stewart types mormems ect ) R TRULY WIERD, in fact they creep me the fuck out , jus like cops =) fer the record , wich matters little , i hated all the twilight movies, EVERY1 =s lovd , interview with a vampire,underworld , i like classics vintage and defiently all kinds of mischief , last week i broke into a warehose with friends fer a party and we taotly had to book it ,iv have no problem jumping roof tops er breaking windows ,in fact i love the rush from both, i hate athourity and it shows lol =) i dont care if u call yerself a witch crazy badass what have u =D im jus looking to meet som more real “FUNCTIONALING” CRAZY GOOD PPL =D lmfao , not an easy task these days , any ways get yer drink on like the rest of us today =D im getting ready fer a nite out on the town in the rain =D hope u enjoy yer eveing

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I’m Not A Psycho….Honest!

I feel bad, but this is not the way to start a conversation!

Hey, I’m a little different then a lot of people, I only wish for a chance to prove that I’m not psycho because most think I am because of my mental illnesses, just looking for more friends I lived here 15 years of my life n most of my friends left.

P.s… I’ve been controlling them since I was an infant with no medication, only mental will to control myself.

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How Is That Beautiful?

I once watched Gwar kill a maggot once…. It was beautiful.

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Wow That’s Creepy

lol read your profile very good i have to say . but all i want is some good hard core sex you tied up in bed to start with leg wide open with me licking your sweet pussy and you sucking my hard cock lets start there for now

From a 55 year old man

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Spell Check… Most Browsers Have It

Ur rite if i guy want u got to blow ur mind way. My name Adam and i like what ur sayin it sounds like ur a girl who know what she want in life. I would like to know more about u? What do u do for fun

Does no one know how to spell check their messages? Or are men just THAT lazy now?

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Why So Many Commas?

hey,,,,,wats up……how u doing today….n yea,,,will surprise u for sure…..so link up babes

In this day and age I assume that everyone who says they’ll surprise me is talking about rape. Do you think I’m jaded?

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