Join dating website, first message I receive:

3some ?

ME: seriously? I’ve had an account for 10 minutes.

lol , well don’t waist time ๐Ÿ™‚

45 minutes after I don’t respond:

u like gals ?

Another 45 minutes go by:

or shud i do u myself ! lol

ME: Maybe you should just do yourself and not waste any time at all?

well no waste,its like sh**ting in a toilet since u look like one !

Don’t even know why I responded: “Oh boy that doesn’t even make any sense.”

cool

2 min later:

wasn’t serious anyway

5 min later:

but u sure hate me now lol

30 min later:

looooong wknd ahead lol

4 days later (not getting the hint)

wussup !!

ANOTHER week later:

what’s ur number, wana show u my c*ck lol