Join dating website, first message I receive:
ME: seriously? I’ve had an account for 10 minutes.
lol , well don’t waist time 🙂
45 minutes after I don’t respond:
u like gals ?
Another 45 minutes go by:
or shud i do u myself ! lol
ME: Maybe you should just do yourself and not waste any time at all?
well no waste,its like sh**ting in a toilet since u look like one !
Don’t even know why I responded: “Oh boy that doesn’t even make any sense.”
2 min later:
wasn’t serious anyway
5 min later:
but u sure hate me now lol
30 min later:
looooong wknd ahead lol
4 days later (not getting the hint)
ANOTHER week later:
what’s ur number, wana show u my c*ck lol