Know what happens when two strangers who hate selling their personalities to
strangers on computers attempt to sell themselves and their personalities to
strangers on computers? A) Dismal failure, or B) They skip straight to wine in a
park and being hilarious jerks to each other.

Wow, that actually took a bit to type out right, and it does not come off well,
hahaha, yeesh. Either way, don’t die on the internet.