I joined POF for the hell of it, and this is the first message I get:

here fishy fishy fishy…. bite down on the hook… right there… atta girl. and BAM! gotha….

corny… but it does the job. 😉

How goes your night miss.shrimp? Welcome to pof…

An hour later, I also get this:

I know I don’t have the most appeasing profile. But I assure you, I’m an awesome guy to talk to… give it a go!