So I thought this was really funny and decided to post it to lighten the mood a bit. Not sure what he thought he would get from this but in the end I did smile.

After a brief review of your profile…
I just want you to know that I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thank you for all the wonderful imaginary memories! You will always have a special place in my heart.

Your Ex-husband,


p.s. You can keep the beach house in Cabo (and the pool boy) as long as I can have the dog, my Iroc Z and the DVD’s back.