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Is this seriously another BDSM post?!

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Is it us or do a lot of guys just go straight to asking about BDSM?

BDSM?

Starting to sound tempting at this piont

Ashtray

A Personal SLAVE

A Personal SLAVE

No, but thanks for asking!

He probably couldn't handle it

BDSM anyone?

Anyone?  Anyone at all?

Nothin gets me hot more than people talking about my skin!

Nothin gets me hot more than people talking about my skin!

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

100 MILLION-BILLION Messages A Day!

hola sexy…wow..u look soooooooooooooooo hot and cute.. wish i could run to you and kiss you right now…. oooooookkkkk miss beauty queen.. i am sure you are hearing this all day every day like 100000000000000000 times.. and i am also sure that must be getting at least 1000000000000000000000000 msgs from 100000000000000000 guys every day asking you out.. if you stand next to a blind man; still he would explain how hot you are….i also know that i am not the most cutest man ever on earth… i was just wondering if i am lucky enough to hug you and kiss you….? if i am lucky enough to meet you, hold your hands.. and have a coffee….?