Online Antics

Do You Spell?

do u text

My response because I was feeling bitchy: Do YOU spell?

yes i do

Then he sends me his number because he didn’t understand I insulted him.

And then two weeks later he’s forgotten me and sends me another message!

hey how are you do in

What Did I Just Read?

You councel to suck the cock that pisses on meeeeee!!

You say you merely counsel reaaaaason as your father would.

After what he fucking did to meeee:!?!!

One day I shall rip it out of his fucking graaasp

Ever Hear of Punctuation?

hey sexy girl how r u i dont know wat to say mybe if i told u so beauteful u r or sweet or somthing nice u will not be intrested but serios i wanna talk to u and get to know each othere more pls if u want that ? ๐Ÿ™‚

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

Well That Escalated Quickly

So You Spend A Lot Of Time ON An Airport?

Hi, I’m Jacob, I spend a lot of time on an airport, and have been in a couple different planes but have never used a plane to actually go anywhere. I’m not entirely sure why that’s relevant… But it’s the case, hehe, how do you do?

Thanks I Grew Them Myself!

Nice tits I like em

Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

Fastest Online Relationship Ever

I LOVE Wastes of Time!

Well if you’re bored I’m an excellent waste of time ๐Ÿ™‚