Online Antics

Inappropriate Message Fail

Lick Your Boots Clean?

you are a goddess!! can I buy you high heel boots? and lick your boots clean?

I will pay to lick ur feet

usm sexyfun sounds like a boat name to me

hi tehre sexygal how u doing?!? wanan chat and explore usm sexyfun!??:)

Who Just Sends Random Messages Like This?

cute i want ur ass bby girl

Forever Alone

Smoke Cox?


I’m NOT hot?

You’re not that hot

Me: Yes I am, and you’re a dick.

Sexy Flowers

Nice Guy Syndrome

he has all the symptoms