Online Antics

Witty breaker to STAR a conversation

hey hows it goin?
lol i know what a witty breaker to star a conversation, i’m not that good at starting a conversation over a message tho.
i’d like to hear from you..
take it easy ๐Ÿ™‚

Not being a creep but…

Hey Miss ! I think you are extremely gorgeous Miss ! Not being a creep but I extremely request you to make me your slave :$

Lowering Expectations

A guy sends me this a month ago:

Marry me

Then a week later he sends me this:

Wow marry me

After a month, I guess he forgot about me:

I think I wAnna get drunk with you

Lick me? Really?

Wanna smoke weed and lick you )

Dude, It’s Just An Acura

Mad Rhymes Bro

First message including pics of guy who looks like a teenager playing his drums:

your too good too let go
if your looking around look no further

Your lips as moist as morning dew
and your eyes i could fall into

Not interested, but six hours later he follows up with the full lyrics!

Your smile like a sunrise
MY Heart is heavy im falling for you
Your lips as moist as a morning dew
and your eyes and arms i could fall into

With this message i hope makes you smile
it comes from my head
not the one that makes the end of your date worthwhile ๐Ÿ˜‰

So come back quick
with a line like mine that can stick
like arms that would wrap around you
So sweetie Can you rhyme my way too?

Ewww Fourteen and Creepy!

Stupid peoples need thought – No kidding!

Stupid peoples need thought but u doesnt seems to be
So there is no need of thought
My mind thought u might be the rite one
Thought is there

Domestic Karate

Wouldn’t domestic violence be amazing if everyone knew karate?

I’m Not A Psycho….Honest!

I feel bad, but this is not the way to start a conversation!

Hey, I’m a little different then a lot of people, I only wish for a chance to prove that I’m not psycho because most think I am because of my mental illnesses, just looking for more friends I lived here 15 years of my life n most of my friends left.

P.s… I’ve been controlling them since I was an infant with no medication, only mental will to control myself.