My profile plainly states not to send me message like this:

Hi

“Did not read my profile did you?”

No y ?

One minute later:

Would u like 9″ dick

Not one bit actually!

how come

“Are you serious? Did you honestly think sending that to a girl would actually work? That some slut will be like “Sure i want ur dick now!” Especially when it’s clear that you haven’t read anything I wrote in my profile. You fail at online dating, which is already the fail of normal dating, so you’ve failed on every level.”