Some wannabe gangster sent me this series of messages. This is why I hate online dating!

I have a real soft spot for girls who smoke in their profile pic.

Wanna get pregnant by me?

You’re going to smoke thought the pregnancy right?

I’m gonna bring my mom with me so you guys can meet. Cool?

So we’re not gonna be bf and gf? Damn. I already Got you a carton of smokes. More for me I guess