I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I Truly Hope That Pick-Up Line Worked

Source: http://dating.failblog.org/2012/06/21/dating-fails-i-truly-hope-that-pick-up-line-worked/

100 MILLION-BILLION Messages A Day!

hola sexy…wow..u look soooooooooooooooo hot and cute.. wish i could run to you and kiss you right now…. oooooookkkkk miss beauty queen.. i am sure you are hearing this all day every day like 100000000000000000 times.. and i am also sure that must be getting at least 1000000000000000000000000 msgs from 100000000000000000 guys every day asking you out.. if you stand next to a blind man; still he would explain how hot you are….i also know that i am not the most cutest man ever on earth… i was just wondering if i am lucky enough to hug you and kiss you….? if i am lucky enough to meet you, hold your hands.. and have a coffee….?

Hello, I want to have sex with you

Hello,I want to have sex with you, I want to be your friend with benefits, I am 28 and sindle and white and I know how to please a women and I am very good it. I am very serious and I hope you will email me.

Morbidly obese man sent me this on plenty of fish i thought he was joking until he said he was very serious! And a few days later, he sends me another come on line where he talks about NOT coming on to me!

not to come on to you but I was wondering if you would like to come over tomorrow night to my condo and we can go swimming and use the hot tub and get to know each other and laugh and flirt and just be happy

email me back

Calling Me Babe 3 Times Isn’t Hot

hey babe just wanted 2 let u know u are really beautiful just wanted 2 know if u like 2 talk sometime get 2 know eachother and see where it goes if u do babe msg back if not it is cool babe and happy fishing….

Your Gorgeous

Your Gorgeous, lets fuck

I want your lips on my lips and my tongue between your lips(lalalalalalala)

*you’re

Also, gross.

Not A Good Pick-up Line

So your beautiful like good music and weed so your chilling, whats the catch you hang
the skins of your victims in the closet do you?