And eat cake!

complaints

Tempting… but no…

Wanna get stoned and let me lick you until you make my whole face wet?

I’d prefer to reverse

Are you advanced?

Such A Charmer!

You should be called miss dime

Me: Because you want to pick me up?

Because its true and girls like you are a dime a dozen

First message with no context. WHAT

I need context

Pervert Doesn’t Get The Hint

This guy has sent me numerous creepy and dirty messages on POF over the last few months, many of which I submitted here. He must just spam everyone because he never remembers that I’ve already given him shit for being such a freak. This is what he sends me today, so I decided to fuck with him:

Are u bi??

Me: Are you? Would you kiss a boy for me?

Depends what you would do with a girl for me. I would fuck with my friend if you want. Prob not kiss or touch tho but you could have both us! ;). Or foursome and yaa if you lick some pussy We can work something out heh. Can you deepthroat a 9? You like it rough?

literally 30 seconds later:

Free tonight?

Five minutes later:

Why don’t we meet first and see if we vibe. Have some fun together n if so ill bring my friend next time you can suck his cock while I fuck u from behind 😉

Now I’m curious to see how far this’ll go. Me: No. You can come over here if you’ll be with my friend and I. But only if you’ll suck his cock while I suck yours.

No thanks. You can suck his while I fuck you.. How about that?

Me: No dice. Only straight boy on gay boy gets me wet.

You Have Been Naughty?

you have been NAUGHTY. go to my room !!

You tell em!

You tell em!

That took a quick 180!

That took a quick 180!That took a quick 180!

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