Poorly Worded

“I thought it was funny”

tinder submission 148 I thought it was funny

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Cute Pups

tinder submission 135 Cute Pups

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Heartbreak and Romance Over on POF

pof submission 6 Heartbreak and Romance Over on POF

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Girls are sensitive

Whenever I talk to my girlfriend, she twistes what I say into something I didn’t say. Then she slaps me or starts crying or screams or runs. I think I should dump her

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Hola bella …. Try hola creeper…

Hola.. Bella

Wann chill?? My mean to say wanna take risk ?? Wanna hangout ?? In shout interested to meet??

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Well now that you mention it….

I’m not even sure what this mean, but some guy PM’d me this.

I’ve thought you’d be happy fucking my ass.

Does he mean he wants me to fuck him with a strap-on? WTH?

Pervert Doesn’t Get The Hint

This guy has sent me numerous creepy and dirty messages on POF over the last few months, many of which I submitted here. He must just spam everyone because he never remembers that I’ve already given him shit for being such a freak. This is what he sends me today, so I decided to fuck with him:

Are u bi??

Me: Are you? Would you kiss a boy for me?

Depends what you would do with a girl for me. I would fuck with my friend if you want. Prob not kiss or touch tho but you could have both us! ;). Or foursome and yaa if you lick some pussy We can work something out heh. Can you deepthroat a 9? You like it rough?

literally 30 seconds later:

Free tonight?

Five minutes later:

Why don’t we meet first and see if we vibe. Have some fun together n if so ill bring my friend next time you can suck his cock while I fuck u from behind icon wink Pervert Doesnt Get The Hint

Now I’m curious to see how far this’ll go. Me: No. You can come over here if you’ll be with my friend and I. But only if you’ll suck his cock while I suck yours.

No thanks. You can suck his while I fuck you.. How about that?

Me: No dice. Only straight boy on gay boy gets me wet.

Poop is not a sexy conversation starter

pof submission 2013 01 16 Poop is not a sexy conversation starter

Is It Bad That I’m Curious About This?

you would live 100 years.. if i could show you how.

If You Win the Lottery, Go Back To School

U do cute if I win in lottery I come to u sweetie lol