What NOT to Say to Girls.com


Because some men can be creepy as hell

Poorly Worded

Spell Check Is Essential

I don’t understand why guys just send me messages like “sup?” or “hey pretty” so I wrote in my profile not to write me unless you have something interesting to say. And I get this:

do you wnat an essay?

My response: “No but spell check would be nice.”

lol…

well placed!

PLACED?

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How Romantic

My only thought is you’re a biatchhh

Definitely the best way to win over a girl. Oh god what a take me now!

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Mad Rhymes Bro

First message including pics of guy who looks like a teenager playing his drums:

your too good too let go
if your looking around look no further

Your lips as moist as morning dew
and your eyes i could fall into

Not interested, but six hours later he follows up with the full lyrics!

Your smile like a sunrise
MY Heart is heavy im falling for you
Your lips as moist as a morning dew
and your eyes and arms i could fall into

With this message i hope makes you smile
it comes from my head
not the one that makes the end of your date worthwhile 😉

So come back quick
with a line like mine that can stick
like arms that would wrap around you
So sweetie Can you rhyme my way too?

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Stupid peoples need thought – No kidding!

Stupid peoples need thought but u doesnt seems to be
So there is no need of thought
My mind thought u might be the rite one
Thought is there

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You’re Not A Badass – You’re A Psycho And A Criminal

im curiouse about quit alot about u =) ? what do u define as a badass ? im far from a law abiding citizen but im toatly done with jail , example , my phone was jus confisicated by the pigs for the suspecion of trafficking , wich , im already on bail for lmao =) i dont think any1 (except) ppl who try to bite there elbows or “normal ppl” ( marhta stewart types mormems ect ) R TRULY WIERD, in fact they creep me the fuck out , jus like cops =) fer the record , wich matters little , i hated all the twilight movies, EVERY1 =s lovd , interview with a vampire,underworld , i like classics vintage and defiently all kinds of mischief , last week i broke into a warehose with friends fer a party and we taotly had to book it ,iv have no problem jumping roof tops er breaking windows ,in fact i love the rush from both, i hate athourity and it shows lol =) i dont care if u call yerself a witch crazy badass what have u =D im jus looking to meet som more real “FUNCTIONALING” CRAZY GOOD PPL =D lmfao , not an easy task these days , any ways get yer drink on like the rest of us today =D im getting ready fer a nite out on the town in the rain =D hope u enjoy yer eveing

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I’m Not A Psycho….Honest!

I feel bad, but this is not the way to start a conversation!

Hey, I’m a little different then a lot of people, I only wish for a chance to prove that I’m not psycho because most think I am because of my mental illnesses, just looking for more friends I lived here 15 years of my life n most of my friends left.

P.s… I’ve been controlling them since I was an infant with no medication, only mental will to control myself.

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Spell Check… Most Browsers Have It

Ur rite if i guy want u got to blow ur mind way. My name Adam and i like what ur sayin it sounds like ur a girl who know what she want in life. I would like to know more about u? What do u do for fun

Does no one know how to spell check their messages? Or are men just THAT lazy now?

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Why So Many Commas?

hey,,,,,wats up……how u doing today….n yea,,,will surprise u for sure…..so link up babes

In this day and age I assume that everyone who says they’ll surprise me is talking about rape. Do you think I’m jaded?

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In UR Mouth

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

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Do You Spell?

do u text

My response because I was feeling bitchy: Do YOU spell?

yes i do

Then he sends me his number because he didn’t understand I insulted him.

And then two weeks later he’s forgotten me and sends me another message!

hey how are you do in

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