Poorly Worded

Cute Pups

tinder submission 135 Cute Pups

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Heartbreak and Romance Over on POF

pof submission 6 Heartbreak and Romance Over on POF

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Girls are sensitive

Whenever I talk to my girlfriend, she twistes what I say into something I didn’t say. Then she slaps me or starts crying or screams or runs. I think I should dump her

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Hola bella …. Try hola creeper…

Hola.. Bella

Wann chill?? My mean to say wanna take risk ?? Wanna hangout ?? In shout interested to meet??

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Well now that you mention it….

I’m not even sure what this mean, but some guy PM’d me this.

I’ve thought you’d be happy fucking my ass.

Does he mean he wants me to fuck him with a strap-on? WTH?

Pervert Doesn’t Get The Hint

This guy has sent me numerous creepy and dirty messages on POF over the last few months, many of which I submitted here. He must just spam everyone because he never remembers that I’ve already given him shit for being such a freak. This is what he sends me today, so I decided to fuck with him:

Are u bi??

Me: Are you? Would you kiss a boy for me?

Depends what you would do with a girl for me. I would fuck with my friend if you want. Prob not kiss or touch tho but you could have both us! ;). Or foursome and yaa if you lick some pussy We can work something out heh. Can you deepthroat a 9? You like it rough?

literally 30 seconds later:

Free tonight?

Five minutes later:

Why don’t we meet first and see if we vibe. Have some fun together n if so ill bring my friend next time you can suck his cock while I fuck u from behind icon wink Pervert Doesnt Get The Hint

Now I’m curious to see how far this’ll go. Me: No. You can come over here if you’ll be with my friend and I. But only if you’ll suck his cock while I suck yours.

No thanks. You can suck his while I fuck you.. How about that?

Me: No dice. Only straight boy on gay boy gets me wet.

Poop is not a sexy conversation starter

pof submission 2013 01 16 Poop is not a sexy conversation starter

Is It Bad That I’m Curious About This?

you would live 100 years.. if i could show you how.

If You Win the Lottery, Go Back To School

U do cute if I win in lottery I come to u sweetie lol

Too much info and far too early for it

Hey,i just wanted to say you are very beautiful and i know you get lots of emails but this is something different….i think you will love it and it is so much fun:)….i was hoping you would be interested in exploring this little fantasy of mine with me…im looking for a dominant bossy girl who would love to have me as her personal slaveboy/biatch to use however she wants…imagine having me on a dog leash on all fours as your footstool while you relax and/or have me tongue polish your heels for your entertainment,have me take you shopping while you boss me around and have me pay and carry your bags….its sort of mental power exchange fun games…,most private and discrete relationship…you can literally have me do things for you,have me run your errands…totally boss me around…myself im classy,fun guy just looking to explore this fantasy and see where it will take me…i think you will love it and i will worship the ground you walk on….if you are intrigued we should talk more