Poorly Worded

A love story for the ages

Shakespearean

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

100 MILLION-BILLION Messages A Day!

hola sexy…wow..u look soooooooooooooooo hot and cute.. wish i could run to you and kiss you right now…. oooooookkkkk miss beauty queen.. i am sure you are hearing this all day every day like 100000000000000000 times.. and i am also sure that must be getting at least 1000000000000000000000000 msgs from 100000000000000000 guys every day asking you out.. if you stand next to a blind man; still he would explain how hot you are….i also know that i am not the most cutest man ever on earth… i was just wondering if i am lucky enough to hug you and kiss you….? if i am lucky enough to meet you, hold your hands.. and have a coffee….?

Calling Me Babe 3 Times Isn’t Hot

hey babe just wanted 2 let u know u are really beautiful just wanted 2 know if u like 2 talk sometime get 2 know eachother and see where it goes if u do babe msg back if not it is cool babe and happy fishing….

Your Gorgeous

Your Gorgeous, lets fuck

I want your lips on my lips and my tongue between your lips(lalalalalalala)

*you’re

Also, gross.

Not A Good Pick-up Line

So your beautiful like good music and weed so your chilling, whats the catch you hang
the skins of your victims in the closet do you?

Spell Check Is Essential

I don’t understand why guys just send me messages like “sup?” or “hey pretty” so I wrote in my profile not to write me unless you have something interesting to say. And I get this:

do you wnat an essay?

My response: “No but spell check would be nice.”

lol…

well placed!

PLACED?

How Romantic

My only thought is you’re a biatchhh

Definitely the best way to win over a girl. Oh god what a take me now!

Mad Rhymes Bro

First message including pics of guy who looks like a teenager playing his drums:

your too good too let go
if your looking around look no further

Your lips as moist as morning dew
and your eyes i could fall into

Not interested, but six hours later he follows up with the full lyrics!

Your smile like a sunrise
MY Heart is heavy im falling for you
Your lips as moist as a morning dew
and your eyes and arms i could fall into

With this message i hope makes you smile
it comes from my head
not the one that makes the end of your date worthwhile ๐Ÿ˜‰

So come back quick
with a line like mine that can stick
like arms that would wrap around you
So sweetie Can you rhyme my way too?

Stupid peoples need thought – No kidding!

Stupid peoples need thought but u doesnt seems to be
So there is no need of thought
My mind thought u might be the rite one
Thought is there