Poorly Worded

Ever Hear of Punctuation?

hey sexy girl how r u i dont know wat to say mybe if i told u so beauteful u r or sweet or somthing nice u will not be intrested but serios i wanna talk to u and get to know each othere more pls if u want that ? 🙂

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

So You Spend A Lot Of Time ON An Airport?

Hi, I’m Jacob, I spend a lot of time on an airport, and have been in a couple different planes but have never used a plane to actually go anywhere. I’m not entirely sure why that’s relevant… But it’s the case, hehe, how do you do?

Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

I love “u”

Source: http://cheezburger.com/6702223104

usm sexyfun sounds like a boat name to me

hi tehre sexygal how u doing?!? wanan chat and explore usm sexyfun!??:)

Who Just Sends Random Messages Like This?

cute i want ur ass bby girl

Smoke Cox?

Cox

Lick my body?

Please let me lick your body !! Wow