Poorly Worded

Girls are sensitive

Whenever I talk to my girlfriend, she twistes what I say into something I didn’t say. Then she slaps me or starts crying or screams or runs. I think I should dump her

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I’ll Pay!

I'll Pay!

A little too much honestly

Lets dial it back a little

Honestly, has it ever worked?

Honestly, has it ever worked?

Giraffe Sex?

Honestly not that surprised anymore

Think she got messaged by a 3 year old

You poo-poo head!

How do people still use “u” in this day and age?

Rode my bio

Like a cowboy baby!

Pretty Where You Live

Pretty Where You Live

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A love story for the ages

Shakespearean