What NOT to Say to Girls.com


Because sometimes guys say some weird-ass shit

Poorly Worded

Dirty And Unoriginal

looks like ur good at putting things in ur mouth

Wow clever. Shame you’ll never find out though.

yes very much so, so wat up

*crickets*

n u like heels? me too, like cumming on them

*crickets*

ur weird too u said it lol

*confused crickets?*

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Douchbaggery, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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So You Spend A Lot Of Time ON An Airport?

Hi, I’m Jacob, I spend a lot of time on an airport, and have been in a couple different planes but have never used a plane to actually go anywhere. I’m not entirely sure why that’s relevant… But it’s the case, hehe, how do you do?

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Douchbaggery, Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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I love “u”

Source: http://cheezburger.com/6702223104

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Posted by Admin | tagged in Douchbaggery, Poorly Worded, Web Finds
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usm sexyfun sounds like a boat name to me

hi tehre sexygal how u doing?!? wanan chat and explore usm sexyfun!??:)

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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Who Just Sends Random Messages Like This?

cute i want ur ass bby girl

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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Smoke Cox?

Cox

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Posted by Admin | tagged in Douchbaggery, Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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Thanks for being a perv

Hahaha nice nip-ons in ur last pic 😛 mustve been cold out eh

Thanks. Also thanks for saving me the time of finding out that you’re a perv by being one right off the bat!

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If You Win the Lottery, Go Back To School

U do cute if I win in lottery I come to u sweetie lol

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Posted by Anonymous | tagged in Cheezy Lines, Online Antics, Poorly Worded
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