Poorly Worded

Destroy Me?

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

i wud yam yu

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

I love “u”

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usm sexyfun sounds like a boat name to me

hi tehre sexygal how u doing?!? wanan chat and explore usm sexyfun!??:)

Who Just Sends Random Messages Like This?

cute i want ur ass bby girl

Smoke Cox?

Cox

Thanks for being a perv

Hahaha nice nip-ons in ur last pic 😛 mustve been cold out eh

Thanks. Also thanks for saving me the time of finding out that you’re a perv by being one right off the bat!

If You Win the Lottery, Go Back To School

U do cute if I win in lottery I come to u sweetie lol

First message with no context. WHAT

I need context

No thank you random drug dealer

No thank you random drug dealer

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