Poorly Worded

Giraffe Sex?

Honestly not that surprised anymore

Think she got messaged by a 3 year old

You poo-poo head!

How do people still use “u” in this day and age?

Rode my bio

Like a cowboy baby!

Pretty Where You Live

Pretty Where You Live

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A love story for the ages

Shakespearean

Cheezy And Barely Readable!

hi i am boston how are you hope you had a good sleep i wanted to stop and compliment you not much to read but i guess
that give me opportunity to carry on a great conversation getting to know u messaging. I really find u attractive i bet you give
good hugs ahahah, well check out my profile and let me know what you think k and i don’t understand your single hahahah
thats cool i would love to be just your friend a friend you could talk to about anything a shoulder to cry on i dont wanna
sound like a creep but i cant believe how amazing your body is. cant believe ahahhahaah i have a lil crush on your pics
hahaha, I am curious to what you so for a living i know your busy but hopefully you’ll say hi it would literally make my day
well you know since your looking just for friends i am a great person let me tell you that 23 iis my favourite number hahahah
and to tell you the truth i would bring you 11 roses and tell you you complete the dozen cause thats what friends do right
jahahahhahahaha

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

I enjoy being compared to greasy meat

100 MILLION-BILLION Messages A Day!

hola sexy…wow..u look soooooooooooooooo hot and cute.. wish i could run to you and kiss you right now…. oooooookkkkk miss beauty queen.. i am sure you are hearing this all day every day like 100000000000000000 times.. and i am also sure that must be getting at least 1000000000000000000000000 msgs from 100000000000000000 guys every day asking you out.. if you stand next to a blind man; still he would explain how hot you are….i also know that i am not the most cutest man ever on earth… i was just wondering if i am lucky enough to hug you and kiss you….? if i am lucky enough to meet you, hold your hands.. and have a coffee….?

Calling Me Babe 3 Times Isn’t Hot

hey babe just wanted 2 let u know u are really beautiful just wanted 2 know if u like 2 talk sometime get 2 know eachother and see where it goes if u do babe msg back if not it is cool babe and happy fishing….