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Destroy Me?

Feb 5

Posted by Anonymous in Cheezy Lines, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics, Poorly Worded | No Comments

Man with only a photo of abs on is profile:

woww id love to get the opportunity to destroy you ;)haha:$

What a douche!

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i wud yam yu

Jan 27

Posted by Anonymous in Cheezy Lines, Douchbaggery, Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded | No Comments

wow im glad i stumbled upon yur really hot :$ i wud yam yu for days :p lol

My reply – “wud yam yu”? What the hell dude?

loll it means i wud go down on yu. yu have such a nice body omg ;p

What’s funny is that just makes it creepier.

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I love “u”

Jan 20

Posted by Admin in Douchbaggery, Poorly Worded, Web Finds | No Comments

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usm sexyfun sounds like a boat name to me

Jan 13

Posted by Anonymous in Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded | No Comments

hi tehre sexygal how u doing?!? wanan chat and explore usm sexyfun!??:)

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Who Just Sends Random Messages Like This?

Jan 10

Posted by Anonymous in Cheezy Lines, Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded | No Comments

cute i want ur ass bby girl

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Smoke Cox?

Jan 6

Posted by Admin in Douchbaggery, Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded | No Comments

Cox

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Thanks for being a perv

Dec 25

Posted by Anonymous in Cheezy Lines, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics, Poorly Worded | No Comments

Hahaha nice nip-ons in ur last pic 😛 mustve been cold out eh

Thanks. Also thanks for saving me the time of finding out that you’re a perv by being one right off the bat!

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If You Win the Lottery, Go Back To School

Dec 13

Posted by Anonymous in Cheezy Lines, Online Antics, Poorly Worded | No Comments

U do cute if I win in lottery I come to u sweetie lol

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First message with no context. WHAT

Nov 25

Posted by Admin in Cheezy Lines, Grammatical Nonsense, Online Antics, Poorly Worded | No Comments

I need context

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No thank you random drug dealer

Nov 18

Posted by Admin in Douchbaggery, Just Plain Creepy, Online Antics, Poorly Worded | No Comments

No thank you random drug dealer

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