* Walking out of the liquor store*

guy

Hey ladies, does one of you want to take me home?

me

No thanks

guy

I make good Kraft Dinner.

me

I make better steak.

guy

I’ll make the bed.

me

Already done.

guy

I’ll un-make the bed.

me

I don’t need any help for that.

guy

I can do more.

Me

Hello, I’m a lesbian.

guy

Hi, I’m Cory

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