* Walking out of the liquor store*
guy
Hey ladies, does one of you want to take me home?
me
No thanks
guy
I make good Kraft Dinner.
me
I make better steak.
guy
I’ll make the bed.
me
Already done.
guy
I’ll un-make the bed.
me
I don’t need any help for that.
guy
I can do more.
Me
Hello, I’m a lesbian.
guy
Hi, I’m Cory
