I just checked out your profile and I think we should get married over the weekend. I know this guy who is a justice of the peace and he can get this done for us. We may have to meet him at his weekend job but you don’t mind getting married in a run-down bowling alley, do you?
The weirdest thing just happened… I just saw this cat in the street that looks exactly like you msg me back quickly so I know a wizard hasn’t turned you into a cat LOL
Whenever I talk to my girlfriend, she twistes what I say into something I didn’t say. Then she slaps me or starts crying or screams or runs. I think I should dump her
