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Girls are sensitive

Whenever I talk to my girlfriend, she twistes what I say into something I didn’t say. Then she slaps me or starts crying or screams or runs. I think I should dump her

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What A Charmer

Give Me Head

No intro, no previous message, not even a hello! Just straight to asking for head.

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I would ruin you

Puppy’s, Farm animals,pics in tractor wheels very cute!!!! Wow I would ruin you 😉

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Wait, Are You A Pimp?

Soliciting Prostitution?

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Ur a dime piece

Ur a dime piece no lie…Ur body is like the girl in the Bieber video “Confident” so sexy…! U look absolutely delish…:) My names Maleek…I wanna show u off 2 my boys lol…

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John Hamm

John Hamm

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Wizards Are Hella Sexy

The weirdest thing just happened… I just saw this cat in the street that looks exactly like you msg me back quickly so I know a wizard hasn’t turned you into a cat LOL

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Too bad you’ll never find out

If they had a tight pussy award I think you would win

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Hola bella …. Try hola creeper…

Hola.. Bella

Wann chill?? My mean to say wanna take risk ?? Wanna hangout ?? In shout interested to meet??

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Heartbreak and Romance Over on POF

Romance and Heartbreak

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