Posts Tagged online dating

Wizards Are Hella Sexy

The weirdest thing just happened… I just saw this cat in the street that looks exactly like you msg me back quickly so I know a wizard hasn’t turned you into a cat LOL

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Too bad you’ll never find out

If they had a tight pussy award I think you would win

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Hola bella …. Try hola creeper…

Hola.. Bella

Wann chill?? My mean to say wanna take risk ?? Wanna hangout ?? In shout interested to meet??

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Girls are sensitive

Whenever I talk to my girlfriend, she twistes what I say into something I didn’t say. Then she slaps me or starts crying or screams or runs. I think I should dump her

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Heartbreak and Romance Over on POF

Romance and Heartbreak

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One Cookie

If I got a cookie everytime a hot girl like you matched up with me, I’d have a cookie.”

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It IS A Nice Bum, But Still

pof-submission-7

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Do you have a sunburn?

Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot? Lol what’s up?

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What A Charmer

Give Me Head

No intro, no previous message, not even a hello! Just straight to asking for head.

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Do You Have A Date At All?

Do u have a date at midnight with Nosfuratu?

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