Posts Tagged tinder problems

One Cookie

If I got a cookie everytime a hot girl like you matched up with me, I’d have a cookie.”

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Do you have a sunburn?

Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot? Lol what’s up?

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If you were a colour

If you were a colour, how many numbers would you have?

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Pizza is the New Pick-up Line

Hey! Do you like pizza? Cuz I’d love to have sex with you 😛

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