Tinder

Pizza is the New Pick-up Line

Hey! Do you like pizza? Cuz I’d love to have sex with you ๐Ÿ˜›

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Honestly, has it ever worked?

Honestly, has it ever worked?

Tittiesss

Tittiesss

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I want to make bad decisions with you

I want to make bad decisions with you

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Lowering expectations

Lowering expectations

DTF u?

DTF u?

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Hey sexy wanna fuck?

Hey sexy wanna fuck?

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Disguises

Trucks

Why haven’t we had sex yet?

Why haven't we had sex yet?

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Turtle poop DOES make for an original pickup line

Turtle Poop