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We’ll admit that was pretty clever

Pretty clever

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Smooth driver?

Smooth driver?

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A love story for the ages

Shakespearean

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Hard to Cheat When You’ve Never Had Sex

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I Truly Hope That Pick-Up Line Worked

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Step 4: Profit!

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Well That’s Convincing.

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You Remind Me Of My Big Toe

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Nothing Sexier Than an Ostrich, Am I Right?

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