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Dec 9

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Impressive Line Actually

Dec 7

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Desperate Times

Dec 5

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Dec 2

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Nov 30

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Nov 28

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Nov 27

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Wow That’s Creepy

Nov 25

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lol read your profile very good i have to say . but all i want is some good hard core sex you tied up in bed to start with leg wide open with me licking your sweet pussy and you sucking my hard cock lets start there for now

From a 55 year old man

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How Is That Beautiful?

Nov 23

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I once watched Gwar kill a maggot once…. It was beautiful.

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I’m Not A Psycho….Honest!

Nov 21

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I feel bad, but this is not the way to start a conversation!

Hey, I’m a little different then a lot of people, I only wish for a chance to prove that I’m not psycho because most think I am because of my mental illnesses, just looking for more friends I lived here 15 years of my life n most of my friends left.

P.s… I’ve been controlling them since I was an infant with no medication, only mental will to control myself.

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