A wing-girl of Olympic standards and all around bad-ass.  Bionic Dimples is a self-professed "clothing designer for the strange and weird" including, but not limited to goths, drag queens, and dominatrixes.  She also helps out Prophet and his students at bootcamps.  In her spare time she plays PS3 and drinks heavily while playing in the ballpit on the patio.

Homepage: http://whatnottosaytogirls.com