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What NOT to Say to Girls.com - Part 2

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how r u doing just if u want ti talk for a lil bit

How Romantic

My only thought is you’re a biatchhh

Definitely the best way to win over a girl. Oh god what a take me now!

Witty breaker to STAR a conversation

hey hows it goin?
lol i know what a witty breaker to star a conversation, i’m not that good at starting a conversation over a message tho.
i’d like to hear from you..
take it easy 🙂

Not being a creep but…

Hey Miss ! I think you are extremely gorgeous Miss ! Not being a creep but I extremely request you to make me your slave :$

Can I please…

I’m Mark. I really think you’re cute and I’ll pay you $200 to
lick your feet in high heels. Let me know if you would be
interested in something like this.

Lowering Expectations

A guy sends me this a month ago:

Marry me

Then a week later he sends me this:

Wow marry me

After a month, I guess he forgot about me:

I think I wAnna get drunk with you

Lick me? Really?

Wanna smoke weed and lick you )

Dude, It’s Just An Acura

Mad Rhymes Bro

First message including pics of guy who looks like a teenager playing his drums:

your too good too let go
if your looking around look no further

Your lips as moist as morning dew
and your eyes i could fall into

Not interested, but six hours later he follows up with the full lyrics!

Your smile like a sunrise
MY Heart is heavy im falling for you
Your lips as moist as a morning dew
and your eyes and arms i could fall into

With this message i hope makes you smile
it comes from my head
not the one that makes the end of your date worthwhile 😉

So come back quick
with a line like mine that can stick
like arms that would wrap around you
So sweetie Can you rhyme my way too?

Ewww Fourteen and Creepy!


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