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Stand Still

Nov 8

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you better  stand still im going to pick you up now.

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What A Charming Gentleman

Jan 22

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damn girl, you must cause cocks to go hard where ever you go!!!

The Unplugged Alpha: The No Bullsh*t Guide to Winning with Women & Life
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Hard to Cheat When You’ve Never Had Sex

May 10

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Source: http://dating.failblog.org/2011/08/21/dating-fails-hard-to-cheat-when-youve-never-had-sex/

The Man God Has For You
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Well That’s Convincing.

Apr 5

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Source: http://cheezburger.com/6411239424

Relationship Goals: How to Win at Dating, Marriage, and Sex
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I Have No Son

Sep 24

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I Have No Son

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You Remind Me Of My Pinky Toe

Sep 10

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You Remind Me Of My Pinky Toe

Calling in "The One" Revised and Expanded: 7 Weeks to Attract the Love of Your Life
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The Smoothest Man Alive

Aug 31

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The Smoothest Man Alive

The Rational Male - The Players Handbook: A Red Pill Guide to Game
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Honest Dating

Aug 20

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Honest Dating

Atomic Attraction: The Psychology of Attraction
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Chilly flake?

Jun 6

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Chilly flake?

Act like a Lady, Think like a Man: What Men Really Think About Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment
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Awkward

May 30

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Awkward

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